Hey! I'm finally buckling down and blogging! Remember how I promised how this post would be amusing/engaging? Well, I may or may not have been lying. We'll just have to see...
WAIT! I think I have a spark of creativity!
Mmm, nope. That'd be my stomach. Sometimes it talks to me. Want me to interpret?
Stomach: "Hey! Let's go get some Bajio!"
Me: "Nope. We got some yesterday, remember?"
Stomach: "Yeah, and remember how good it was? We could eat chimichangas all day!"
Me: "We probably could. But then we'd explode, like that guy on Batman."
Stomach: "Ew. That's gross, Becca."
Me: "I know, right? That's why we're not getting Bajio today."
Stomach: "*sighs* What about Panda? Can we go get Panda?"
Me: "*looks at clock* No. It's 12:50. We need to go make a pants cake with Lauren in a little bit."
Stomach: "Oooh! A pants cake is almost as good as Panda!"
Me: "We won't be eating it, stomach. It's for Gretchen and Missy."
Me: "Let's go make a sandwich so you stop whining, okay?"
Stomach: "Woot! Let's do it!"
So, I'm going to go get a sandwich for my loud stomach. I'll think of something funny/creative later, okay?